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Okay, ich gestehe: ich habe Haare am Arsch. Zwar nicht viele, aber ich habe welche. Und auch dazwischen. Nun die rein technische Frage an die schwulen Emus, die auch Haare am Arsch haben, bzw. deren Partner es haben: Zieht das?

Bin zwar eine bekennende Hete, antworte trotzdem.

Ein enthaarter Arsch hat auch beim Abputzen große Vorteile. Hilft z.B. eine Bremsspur zu vermeiden.
Hygienischer ist es allemal

Ich stell mir nur vor, wie das stachelt, wenn es nachwächste und wenn dann .....

Brennt das nicht "am Loch"?

Es faellt mir im Moment sehr schwer hier nicht bruellend vor lachen im Buero auf dem zu liegen. Diese Thema schiesst den Vogel doch voll ab!

Ich fang gleich an zu weinen

Ich könnte Dir da so ein paar Chili-Rezepte nennen, da brennt es dann richtig

Dazu kann ich nur mit dieser Geschichte aufwarten. Habe sie leider nur auf Englisch.



Chile Cook Off

If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope
for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this
slowly.

If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third
judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you
know how true this is. They actually have a Chile Cook Off about the time
Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chile
cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I
happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for
directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chile wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
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CHILE # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILE...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could
remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the
flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILE..
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge #2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure
what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILE...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish
or other mild foods not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable
to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beermaid,
was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT. just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

*****************************************************
CHILE # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chile using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must
admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and
I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop
screaming. Screw those rednecks.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chile. Good balance of
spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and
garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will
eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow
cone.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILE...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chilE with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chile peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried
about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing
uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I
wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds
like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid
unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt.
At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to
stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen
anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

*****************************************************
CHILE # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILE...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chile. Not too
bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chile. Neither mild
nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chile pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chile?
Judge # 3 - No Report

der war prima Armin, danke

am besten zu zweit

das kann ich nur bestätigen, das nachwachsen ist absolut scheisse
wenn ich mal geld hab geh ich mir den ganzen körper lasern, ausser die kopfhaut natürlisch

Muster "schneiden" lassen!

genau darauf hätte ich jetzt Lust

Die Haare sind dann automatisch abgesengt

Du bist ja ein ziemlicher Masochist! Ich bin da eher mehr Judge#3.

Ach was, bei Chili gilt, je schärfer, desto besser. Und das Bier schmeckt dann so richtig lecker